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Gap Goody

I'm not giving Isaac any gap goody tonite
by Imani1 January 4, 2009
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Church of Goomy

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.
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Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.
by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013
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Goody Two-Shoes

A person who always does the "right thing", never does anything that they're "not supposed to do" and acts "perfect" in every single way possible. Usually a very peppy/happy person who is a "go getter". Also usually a girl. These people can be very annoying because of these traits.
Omg, that girl is such a goody two-shoes. I hate the way she acts like the teachers pet.
by I-Dunno October 4, 2010
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Goody's Lumpy Funtube

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.
You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!
by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009
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gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.
after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.
by the river May 11, 2006
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gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.
... ^ self explanitory ^ ...
by ChappySmed January 25, 2005
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Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen
"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."
by Mighk April 12, 2007
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