goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

Goochcandle

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.

Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.

by CheazyE June 2, 2021

Gooch

Goochie

Ugly poosay goochie type persona vibe

by Swagballs420 September 27, 2021

Gooch Stain

After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.

Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."

Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.

by 2smokingbarrels December 9, 2008

Gooch

The secretive, and mostly unknown, area between a man's scrotum and asshole. This area will usually get sweaty when wearing cotton underwear.

"Yo my gooch was gettin' sweaty as FUCK during my cardio workout sesh."

by Daddy's Gooch is so Yummy June 21, 2016

smelly gooch

a gentlemens gooch area that happens to be smelly

"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Gooch

Area of the male anatomy between the nutsack and bumhole.

Markus Becker slipped on the balance beam and split his gooch!

by GoochOfSteel July 29, 2011