goon digger

a female who pretends to be sexually interested in a man just to get at his goon supply, which he is usually carrying on his person at this time. When the female satisfies her goon cravings by consuming enough of his goon bag or somehow coming up with her own goon bag she will lose interest in the male

"your not just some goon digger interested in me only for my goon supplies are you ?"

by John Gould June 28, 2006

Gooey Sanchez

1: You get a sock (preferably a long soccer sock)

2: Take a large crap in the sock

3: Wet the sock down with fluids if it is not gooey

4: Swing the sock at someone

Note: If it works properly it should leave a large brown mark and make a splatter on the persons shirt

That is a Gooey Sanchez

"why did you swing that gooey sh*t at me man!"

by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 25, 2004

Goon sack

An Australian term for cask wine drank straight from the sack. A cheap way to get drunk quickly. Often the sack is then inflated, much to the amusement of the now quite drunk owner...

Mason: What you drinking this Friday night?
Tommy: Goon sack mate...

by goonsack September 26, 2010

goon rules

it's like
1.if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
2.You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
3.You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,

lil wayne-a milli

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!!
Motherfucker I'm ill

by MiZz eShA MaRiE October 14, 2008

Goofy

A person who is weird in the cute way. Usually a female.

A goofy person will always surprise you.

Him: Your so goofy!
Her: giggles and says, I know!!!

by Squishybish May 30, 2019

Goon sack

A silver sack filled with cheap wine which is found within a cardboard box. Drunk by youths in Australia due to its low cost however it promtes vomiting due to its awful taste.

Hey, you want to get and get a goon sack and get maggot

by michellecats October 1, 2006

Goofy Granny

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.

by Lumpbag May 29, 2009