A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!
Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
by roseyysinclairr April 9, 2013
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Girl 1: Did you see Goomena play at innsbrook last night.
Girl 2: Yeah! Those guys are all studs. They know how to make music too....
Girl 2: Yeah! Those guys are all studs. They know how to make music too....
by Master PP October 19, 2004
Get the Goomena mug.A goofmeister is a person who presents a specific type of goofy behaviour in serious situations. It is easily noticed by individuals surrounding the goofmeister, which will either cause them to ignore his immature acts or admire him for his goofery.
Taylor is the goofmeister of the team, he always does stupid shit when we're supposed to take it seriously !
by Lookash93 February 6, 2010
Get the Goofmeister mug."Get out of my face" Used in moments of despair, when being attacked with an literally in your face attitude.
Using this expression seriously will only earn humility; it sounds too goofy.
Another way of saying, "Get out my grill."
Using this expression seriously will only earn humility; it sounds too goofy.
Another way of saying, "Get out my grill."
-Jerk wanting to secure the alpha male status by intimidation , yelling in your face, "Yeah-what what...who's the shit."
-Normal person, "Goomf, you asshole."
-Normal person, "Goomf, you asshole."
by jraatz October 2, 2007
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Get the Goomer mug.When two or more people, usually of the same sex, get stoned and/or drunk and perform oral sex on each other.
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