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goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.
by tophieCC May 3, 2010
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a person who has no life and has no friends
by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003
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Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?
by LauraLaura August 1, 2007
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Goobered

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
by War hero June 12, 2018
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Katherine Woo is the epitome of a goober.
Katherine Woo once walked into an open door. What a goober!
by Kuo April 25, 2005
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Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!
Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.
by Jaclyn August 3, 2004
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When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.
by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010
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