When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.
How to play:
1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.
2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.
3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.
4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.
5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.
5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.
6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.
7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
How to play:
1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player will be able get loft on their shots. Sticks can be found from tree branches, bark laying around, etc.
2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it’s not too difficult to make the ball in the hole. You can use the same hole for the course of the game, but use different tee boxes.
3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is. Stickle golf can be played in backyards, in parks, in the woods, etc. basically anywhere.
4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.
5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.
5. You must play the ball where it lies. If you want to move the ball, you can, but you inquire a 2-stroke penalty.
6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the hole goes first on the next hole.
7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play; have a front 3 and back 3.
by nkallday December 30, 2021
The act of of shoving as many golf balls as a female can in her vagina until the orgasm pushed them out.
Lisa: Marge I got hella news to hell you!
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.
by Baddyfuckdaddy February 01, 2017
When putting on a golf course and you putt the ball straight in the pin but before the ball drops it rolls/wraps around the hole at least 360 degrees - you can say to your golf partner in a Welsh accent "ah a bit of rimming there #insert name#
by montyrs4 May 23, 2011
someone who travels from golf tournament to golf tournament in a trailer/caravan with his wife and children.
"i no longer speak to my son"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"
by Ian Rush September 04, 2006
A party involving multiple locations, usually 9. Each location is called a "hole," and each hole has a unique alchoholic drink. Atleast one "water hazzard" is recomended, where the designated drink is water. DD Caddies are a necessity if the holes aren't in walking distance of eachother.
I got so blitzed from that jungle juice at the 2nd hole of the golf party that I could barely walk by the 5th hole.
by DejaDreamer November 06, 2005
1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.
1.
Traul: Bale is the best football player
Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant
Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf
Traul: Bale is the best football player
Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant
Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf
by Brucecane December 06, 2019