When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
"Hey dude want to play some buzz golf later?" "Sure man last time i got pretty drunk and still shot a 78; it was awesome."
by RKells April 27, 2010
The act of of shoving as many golf balls as a female can in her vagina until the orgasm pushed them out.
Lisa: Marge I got hella news to hell you!
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.
by Baddyfuckdaddy February 01, 2017
A vital piece of clothing/equipment for someone on acid. Allows the wearer to walk in muck when there is no footing at all.
by Dr Gonzo69 August 17, 2008
When putting on a golf course and you putt the ball straight in the pin but before the ball drops it rolls/wraps around the hole at least 360 degrees - you can say to your golf partner in a Welsh accent "ah a bit of rimming there #insert name#
by montyrs4 May 23, 2011
someone who travels from golf tournament to golf tournament in a trailer/caravan with his wife and children.
"i no longer speak to my son"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"
"why jack? why?"
"i put two million dollers of my own money into that boy. what does he do? become a golf gypsy"
by Ian Rush September 04, 2006
A party involving multiple locations, usually 9. Each location is called a "hole," and each hole has a unique alchoholic drink. Atleast one "water hazzard" is recomended, where the designated drink is water. DD Caddies are a necessity if the holes aren't in walking distance of eachother.
I got so blitzed from that jungle juice at the 2nd hole of the golf party that I could barely walk by the 5th hole.
by DejaDreamer November 06, 2005