Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

by kindofpop May 26, 2014

goatsac

a term describing the area from the asshole to the underside of ones ballsac.

EASY THERE SLUT, i said eat my goatsac not my asshole!!!!

by JesusHoveringChrist May 8, 2007

Blood Goatee

The slang term for the ring of gore around a zombie's mouth after munching on a victim

That zombie has a fresh blood goatee, must have found a fatty.

by cirv_j May 2, 2011

Goathead

Noun; Adjective; Verb
1. A term referring to a person who ditches his or her friends with little or no notice.
2. A person who will frequently ditch his or her friends for a significant other, or simply just for a member of the opposite sex.
3. As a verb, it is a term used to desribe the action of being blown off, stood up, or ditched.

Vaughn is such a Goathead! he said we were going to hang out tonight, but when I call him he won't pick up his phone!

Vaughn Goatheaded me for a fifteen year old girl! What a creep, and what a jerk!

by mother vicious September 24, 2008

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 14, 2007

goatsandwich

Person that is awesome throughout his lifetime.
Can be used to describe someone who is perfect.

Wow, you are such a goatsandwich!

by Oshysgay April 6, 2005