by Mutant Gnomes June 11, 2006
Get the Gnomes of Warmug. A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits
"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"
by chocahol March 4, 2008
Get the Crotch Gnomesmug. An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.
by Pab G. October 20, 2008
Get the Fuck Gnomemug. To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.
by Glayyyyyyyyy October 22, 2007
Get the Lawn Gnomemug. A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.
"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette
by meta1monkey June 18, 2010
Get the letter gnomemug. A Chromosome Gnome refers to a man or woman with small stature that either has down syndrome or shows similar mannerisms to someone on the autism spectrum.
by Gluey and Gooy June 23, 2019
Get the Chromosome Gnomemug. by InsuborDONation June 27, 2014
Get the gnome pornmug.