Full Goondie

A full goondie is what a man with erectile disfunction calls his penis when it is as erect as he can get it.

Woman: Can't you get it up?
Man: What are you talking about I got a full goondie!
Woman: Ha! thats only a half chubbie. Go take your Viagra

by JerseyDevil99 November 16, 2013

pang-goon

A penguin that has been turned into a thug due to losing its wife and children

I just got robbed by a pang-goon last time I went to Antarctica

by Hahbrothatslaps November 14, 2019

Run like a goon

The act of when you run away from someone who let out a disgusting camel.

I had to run like a goon yesterday because of Robert.

by Roseboy April 26, 2022

goonard

Someone who is an idiot; a fool

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!

by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006

Goon Shower

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon

Mike had a goon shower during the party

by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Goon Foosball

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.

Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!

by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010

Goon pig

To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.

Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.

I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.

by Moses111 October 16, 2010