German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater

by ThekillerG November 25, 2019

German Jackhammer

fucking a female/male in the ass violently while thrusting downward in a jackhammer motion. (boxing gloves are a must need for this strategy) As doing so... You aggressively strike your opponent in the kidneys until she/he spills human waste onto your penis. Once you are finished you stare into your opponents eyes and scream "ALL HAIL HITLER"

Guy 1: Bro you smell like ass!
Guy2: I just finished a bitch off with a German Jackhammer!
Guy1: Dude gnarly!!

by Pelvic Fuck Fest May 16, 2015

German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017

German Dan

to "German Dan" someone is to strike, knee or kick another person in the testicles.

"he just German Danned someone!"

by g dan March 27, 2009

German wetsuit

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

by The fist fucker September 27, 2018

german schmear

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

by Wealcattty October 15, 2017