Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!

by Misterex October 11, 2008

tag-genie

A friend who does the, sometimes tedious, job of tagging all the people in your photos. Next time you log in, you see that all of your photos have magically been tagged.

Thanks for being my tag-genie. It would have taken me forever to tag everyone in that album.

by NDD January 17, 2009

genie

the best excuse to get a girl into pantaloons and a bikini ever!

"Did you see that girl in the Genie Costume last night?!"

by Conan-san April 25, 2005

genie

In cyberspace refers to a genially real person

You're a geniune genie, mate

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

genicipiherpilaids

your fucked!

If you have "genicipiherpilaids" your screwed.

by aj reese October 22, 2010

genie beager

a flask with a big sphere at the bottom. commonly known in science as a round bottomed flask.

were gonna do this experiement with a genie beager

by nuggetlove February 20, 2012

genie

Used if you are close to physically hurting yourself or your are about to hit something while driving a car.
This word is typically used to take your mind off what could potentially happen.

While tripping over a curb"WHOAH GENIE"

Milimetres away from crashing car"WHOAH GENIE,FUCKIN HELL"

by Titch<3 November 19, 2007