Gears of Whore

One who is obsessed with GOW and displays the following symptoms:

Red eyes

Fear of chainsaws

Uncontrolable urge to drop the F-bomb

Has gained the "Seriously..." achievement

Joe: Dude look at Mark, he is a total Gears of Whore, he's clocked in over 20,000 games of GOW.

by W0uldn't y0u like t0 kn0w? January 7, 2009

gearstick

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

by dougla14 May 18, 2011

geac

go eat a cock

Used frequently in IRC chatrooms and Counter-Stike games and especially by members of #uk.wes and #inthebuff.

KevO - Hi peeps I am a ChrisO admirer

ChrisO - KevO geac

by ChrisO December 31, 2004

GEAPW

An acronym for a completely screwed up text message that didn't make sense: Go Eat A Pie Waveter.

Julia, WHAT did you just say? You sent: go eat a pie waveter (GEAPW). What did you mean ?

by woodie.aka.julia August 14, 2007

geanes

flaming cock

Joe: I have a geanes. ;)
Matt: omg me too! let's fuck

by qwertyhrhrwahragrwahrwa January 22, 2011

Gear Boner

A state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. Most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.

Half the office is gathered around Mike's new 1080 Video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. They are getting such gear boners for that thing.

by kdigginator March 26, 2011

Geartronic

Similar in concept to Porsche's Tiptronic gearbox, this 'manumatic' (Manual/automatic) gearbox from Volvo allows the driver to select gears, whilst allowing them to still have the benefits of an automatic gearbox - namely, just sticking the gearlever in "D". The gearbox will change up at the redline should a dozy driver forget to upshift before then. Available with Volvo's T6 and D5 engines only.

"What gearbox does this have?"
"This has a six-speed Geartronic gearbox."

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012