Garden Chef

One who performs oral sex on anothers cornhole i.e. salad tosser

yea that jeff is one hell of a garden chef

by The Barnes March 11, 2005

Gardenologist

A person who lives to garden,has studied (formally or informally) plants,trees,etc. and can tell you more about them than you probably want to know.
Can be found in mostly sub-urban and rural areas.
Area of expertise is varied, but is usually related to their own "zone".

Gardenologist: Wow! That's an amazing senna!
Friend: Uh... yeah, nice.... (huh?)
Gardenologist: Hey! What's that weird looking plant by your foot?
Friend: I dunno, you're the gardenologist!
Gardenologist: Oh,how sweet, there's a name for people like me!( proceeds to pluck a leaf of unknown plant to identify later)

by DonnazJeanz September 23, 2007

garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller

jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face

by digger19620 May 29, 2008

Garden Fever

When a white person is attracted to/dates a person of mixed race. A variation of 'Jungle Fever'.

Person1: Dude, Sally totally has Jungle Fever. She's obessed with that black guy..

Person2: No man, he's not black, he's mixed. Sally has Garden Fever!

by icouldwriteasong December 27, 2010

Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name

Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"

by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010

gardenshower

A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.

see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.

WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.

by Scants January 24, 2012

Garden State ending

When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.

"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."

by ellvee February 8, 2015