Gurued

When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.

"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"

by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019

guru

big name hvher

the guru is best at the semi rage

by yesmanyes July 23, 2023

Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023

Guru

A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.

I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.

by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021

Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 31, 2011

Guru

Hot

Damn look at guru he’s the man

by anonymous May 4, 2021

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016