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puppy guarding

When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.
"Hey, thats not fair, no puppy guarding!"
by Daniela K October 29, 2006
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Guarding the beer

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.
They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.
by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011
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guarding the bee

The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.
Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
by Astrolounge April 7, 2009
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Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.
Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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guardianista

In Britain,
Derogaratory.
an insult used by right wing commentators to describe middle class left/liberals and there perceived liberal agenda.
Seen as living in places like islington, stereotypically wear sandals, eat muesli, and have beards.

Comes frome the newspaper "The Guardian", and Latin American revolutionaries, Sandinistas.
The guardianistas new health and safety recommendations. want to stop us using the plebs for target practice.
by ASSA7634 March 11, 2008
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Moral guardians

The people who constantly try to ban a book, videogame, movie, ect. for not being morally "clean"

These are the kind of people who make the ridiculous (and false) claim that video games are bad, harry potter encourages satanism, and that a nipslip causes permanent damage to anyone who sees it.

Some of them are nothing but trolls who feed of the resulting media coverage.

Most however actually believe there own insane ideas are correct for example fundamentalists and Allen quist

The appropriate response to these people varies based on situation but most of the time it is one of two things either laugh at them or get angry (but only irritated angry not beat down angry) and point out exactly why they are incorrect.

Normally they have impossibly high standards (religion)
or they have found an axe crazy reason to believe something is corrupting there children.
Moral guardians: Down with video games they cause violence suicide and more violence

Normal person: Actually violence per 1000 citizens peaked back in 1982 before doom the first major violent video game was released. For that matter violence has drop by half since then starting directly after violent games started coming into the media.

Moral guardians: Nah, uh our great leader Jack Thompson told us video games is evil.

Normal person: then your a dumbass.
by Blarny August 28, 2012
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Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians of the galaxy are the guards at a Samsung store. Because they are guarding the galaxy......
Yo... When I went to the Samsung store I saw the guardians of the galaxy...
by Noodle... April 19, 2020
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