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Guardians 2

Shorthand for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. AKA the best marvel movie. Fight me
"Sup loser, wanna go watch Guardians 2? Its hella good"
"Shut up gremora simp"
by imabigkidnowlolxd June 16, 2022
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Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Foreplay of one partner pulling the others face off but refusing to kill them. Because the meta commentary on wokism wearing a mask is soo important to point out.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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guardian's daughter

A random zombsroyale player that used to be active in the zombsroyale server. Said to be the daughter of active discord user “Guardian_”, guardian’s daughter uses an anime wolf as her pfp.
omg is that guardian's daughter fr?
by grabdeze August 1, 2022
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guardian

1- Person who has been appointed by a court or otherwise has the legal authority (and the corresponding duty) to make decisions relevant to the personal and property interests of another person who is deemed incompetent.
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).
My guardian is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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Genome Guardian

a roguelite turret shooter by Alpherior. You combine DNA to create a bunch of different weapons and it's really cool. On Steam and Switch.
I've played Genome Guardian for 100hrs and I'm still not done everything yet wtf
by Alpherior September 25, 2025
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Purity Guardian

/ˈpyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun

1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.

Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”

Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.

Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
by benchurch15 May 27, 2025
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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