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grease off

A competetive encounter between two (usually young) males of Italian/Hispanic heritage.

Derived from the term "dance-off" and the common perception that such ethnicities are "greasy".

Can involve posturing, dancing or weaponry depending upon the wishes of the participants.

Often conducted for the benefit of a female onlooker.
Wow look how Jose uses his blade! He will cut off Xavier's dick if this grease off gets any more intense.
by der Alte Fritz July 28, 2006
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grease cakes

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.
Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!
by Phartman July 9, 2004
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grease pit

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".
lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger and some fries
by quiggler August 12, 2007
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Grease the wheels

Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.
by mybigfatgreasewheeler1 July 24, 2009
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Grease It Up

Getting one's penis worked over real good, in particular pertaining to a vigorous hand job.

Also a command telling someone what you want them to do to your penis, or just a sex command in general.

Very versatile sex term, play with it, try it out, sure you'll like it and start to say it often.
Jim and Steve may seem straight, but secretly everyone knows they want to grease each other up.

Oh Yea Girl GREASE IT UP!! GREASE IT UP!!!!
by mrbartender December 30, 2008
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Grease fart

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
by dominic435 January 2, 2012
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grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.
Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.
by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006
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