gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.

"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"

by mary and isabella July 19, 2016

Gopnic

A Polish male immigrant that drives a late model BMW that runs on 2 of 6 cylinders, usually lives in a Trap-House apartment complex with his 10 kids.

Dude that Gopnic Jacek might drive a old ass BMW but he was one of the creators of the Adultgpn.

by Mr.Dubai October 15, 2020

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009

Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.

Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night

by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017

furry gopher

A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.

Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.

by MongoSapiens December 31, 2019

Gopher

Noun. Someone in a low-rank position. Usually used for low rank tasks. So called because of its sound-a-like to "go-for", as in to go for something, such as to go for coffee.

They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.

Everyone know that Mike is the gopher here, we even use him as a foot stool sometimes.

by PeachyKi October 28, 2011

gopin

welsh valley word meaning disgusting.

'as goppin 'at ez

or

she was well gopin

by Nadeem February 29, 2004