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Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
goon by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY August 25, 2008
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intimadating ganster
creeper from G's to Gents is the goon from the show
goon by barbiegerlsteph August 27, 2008
Someone who is from the hood. They are usually under 18 and have all these fancy tatoos. They are constantly wearing the same color clothing and they shake hands all funny. Sometimes they like to tell stories about who got jumped or shot or went to jail over the weekend.
I'ma get those goons on your ass.
goon by gwhendri May 18, 2010
Guy 1-"Did you hear that Nick is a goon now?"
Guy 2- "Yay i know, kk lol"
Goon by adambitch August 22, 2009
Low level thugs that usually travel in packs, traditionally referred to as one's crew that originates by means of the people who live within a city. For example, there are Pierrefonds goons and Pointe-Claire goons. What defines a Pierrefonds goon is a goon who lives in Pierrefonds.

Goons love weed. Not the love you see in movies, man. This shit is deep love, like the love you feel for a child or family.
Goons also experiment exclusively with a variety of other street drugs, such as MDMA, coke & LSD.

Most goons have cars and when they assemble as a crew, they all drive their own cars. We're talking like, 4 cars for one crew.

A last thing to know about goons is that they all listen to the same music, usually rap.
That guy is a goon. No other word for it.
goon by natloveslamp1 March 7, 2013
One of Bosh’s followers from the Xbox destiny 1 community. (Someone who simps for bosh)
Oh my god Perilous Place is such a goon!
Goon by Candyapple34 September 6, 2020