gasporados

the gasporados derives from the german term zweifelhaft. An old mythical creature, the gasporados has known to annihilate rafts of humans and animals (noahs ark). Don't be scared, this creature does not exist, as mankind merked them with guns.

yo gui that gasporados just slayed those infants!

by chief finacial officer June 2, 2008

Gaspnessesnesses!

speechless with a loss of words

Sarah- I refuse to play in the snow. Yetis will eat me.
Andy- Gaspnessesnesses! noooooooooooooooo

by Andrew Bernard December 27, 2009

Gasponation

A type of flower that 1-800-Flowers never has...even at 1 a.m.

Operator:"Hello this is 1-800-Flowers
Caller:"Hi do you have Gasponations?"
Operator:"Um no"
Caller:"What kind of b.s. is this?! 1-800-Flowers SUCKS!"<click>...laughter.

by PirateRalph September 25, 2011

gasplimation

It is a mixture between gasp and exclamation. Like if you are really surprised and regular gasp just isn't enough. It adds a exclamation to your gasp.

"When her mom told her that she was pregnant AGAIN, even after the surgery she was in total gasplimation."

by peanutbuttertaco November 8, 2011

gaspgasm

A gaspgasm is the overwhelming breathlessness that results from a fanboy coming into contact with the proverbial 'holy grail' of their pet subculture.s

Opie suffered a crippling gaspgasm while attending ComicCon when he met his favorite Dr. Who.

by Jah Rock December 4, 2013

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016

Gasping for anus

A sexual act where somebody sucks the fart out of someone else’s anal cavity and is gasping for air.

Jenny: omg I need more gas. I’m truly gasping for anus

by ANal lover2313 June 18, 2019