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The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.
by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019
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Andrew Garfield

The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.

Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.

He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.
by thescienceofseduction March 29, 2011
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Andrew Garfield

Very talented British actor who played a guy called Tom in Sugar Rush (which was well funny btw) VANESSAAAAA!! Will become very popular soon due to him being cast as Peter Parker/Spiderman in the new Spiderman re-boot. His other name is THE GRAVIY MAN due to his hair defying gravity (like the song from Wicked). The gravity man is cool!
Hey, you know that Andrew Garfield fella?
Errrrr.....no
C'mon you gotta know who I'm talkin 'bout
Hmmm.....
Also known as the gravity man
OH YEAH! He's so cool
Finally you get it!
by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010
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dirty Garfield

Is a person who eats pussy while there partner is urinating.
My woman has to pee I'm going to dirty Garfield her pussy.
by Trucker man July 9, 2021
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Andrew Garfield

the best and hottest actor on the planet.
he has an immaculate voice and is the only man i would get on my knees for.
andrew garfield belongs to me and you cannot have him. he is mine.
by your achilles heel January 20, 2022
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Richard Garfield

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019
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Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much
Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends
by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019
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