fuzzy five

five, formerly known as Channel 5, is the United Kingdom's fifth terrestrial TV Channel. The British frequency plan only allowed for four channels to be transmitted using analogue terrestrial transmitters, so it was very difficult to allocate frequencies for the new channel before its launch in March of 1997 – UHF channel 37 was allocated in many areas, which meant that large numbers of domestic videorecorders (which output on that channel) had to be retuned at the new company's expense.

Unlike the other four analogue British television channels, the channel cannot be received via analogue terrestrial broadcasts in many areas, notably the south coast of England, where the signal would otherwise interfere with signals from television stations in France. The channel is available on all digital platforms (Sky Television satellite, and Freeview digital terrestrial, and also most cable operators).

This has lead to the channel's nickname "Fuzzy Five" since it is impossible to recieve a good signal.

Guy 1: Hey, Blud...What you watchin' like?
Guy 2: Van Damme is on Fuzzy Five, innit?
Guy 1: Oh, seen
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Guy 1: Got Sky, blud?
Guy 2: No, blud. I ain't rich, like...
Guy 1: Oh, seen
Guy 2: I only got 1, 2, 3, 4 and fuzzy five, innit...
Guy 1: Standard

by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Fuzzy Rumbler

When a women is giving fellatio a man with a wild untamed bush and he lets out a long rumbley steamy one leading the women to faint into the mans bush.

Damn dude, I gave becky a fuzzy rumbler last night and she doesn't even remember!

by The Duecer September 5, 2012

fuzzy zone

When you're unsure in what relationship stage you're in with someone of the opposite/same sex. Similar to a flirtationship.

'Oh I feel that we're in the fuzzy zone.' 'What?! No man, it looks like you guys are into each other!' 'But I feel I'm in between the position of a relationship and flirtationship.'

by paulismyname November 27, 2013

fuzzy wuzzy

1. Popular Children's Rhyme

2. A great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.

1. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy...was he?

2. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Not even any way down there
He had none anywhere
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....who was bare!

by 1025 January 3, 2005

Fuzzy Lumpkin

A derogatory term for a larger hairy man with a southern accent. Derived from the name a popular character in the animated series "The Power Puff Girls"

"Scott look at the Fuzzy Lumpkin over there"

"Can you believe that Fuzzy Lumpkin just tried to hit on me"

by J-Breezey March 29, 2009

Fuzzy Sweaters

A fuzzy sweater is when your teeth feel fuzzy after not brushing for a few days.

Your breath is stank, you better brush those fuzzy sweaters before you get a cavity.

by Gary Bowling April 8, 2008

fuzzy wuzzy

Being buzzed as your vision get blurry from drinking too much everything seems to be shaking.

Doris drank too much that she fuzzy wuzzy, didn't see the shoe on the floor and fell head first to the ground.

by Manny Swagged Z November 29, 2011