Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

food lockdown

someone that puts you on a drastic food altering diet, and reminds you constantly to be aware of what you're eating because there is an upcoming event such as a party, or your wedding day.

anna-lets go get ice cream tonight!

sara- I can't, my mom has me on food lockdown because I have to fit in my wedding dress in a few weeks.

by minipie17 October 19, 2010

food fodder

At a dinner table, when there's nothing to talk about but the food. (Usually awkward and directionless conversation)

Justin: "How's that steak treating ya?"

Rick: (finishes chewing) "It's good... How's your pasta?"

Justin: "It's good...."

(Awkward silence ensues)

Rick: (Thinking to himself) "That conversation was such food fodder"

by ChubbsYK March 30, 2011

foodcation

A vacation dedicated to culinary pleasures.

We are going to hit all the BBQ joints in the Southeast for this year's foodcation. gastro foodie

by tomco December 27, 2013

foodcum

An edible, thick in consistency liquid.

When you slice a molten lava cake and all that juicy stuff comes out, that my dear is "foodcum".

by Amour M. September 29, 2014

Food Lick

Synonymous with 'Good Luck'. Originates from typographical errors and auto correct software on mobile touch screen keyboards.

SMS exchange:

STUDENT
I have an exam in a minute

PAL
Ohh, food lick!!!

STUDENT
... whut?

PAL
*Good luck - fml autocorrect

STUDENT
k

by drunkenlamppost October 15, 2014

Food Bully

Someone who actively tries to alter the recipe to the food you are cooking.

My wife would 'food bully' me into putting paprika on my eggs.

by Vinnz0 October 24, 2015