French kiss

When two people do mouth-fight for a chewing gum without a chewing gum.

- Do you like French kiss?
- I prefer French fries.

by unmol December 9, 2022

French Rag

When You Go Down On A Girl While She's On The Rag.

"She Wanted Me To Fuck Her While She Was On Her Period But She Didn't Exspect A French Rag."

by Crazy Josh August 16, 2006

French compliment

A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woman.

"You speak French very well, for an American."

"I just love the way you embrace your round figure when you dance."

"You must have a fantastic metabolism. I would never be able to eat such a big dessert."

"How daring of you to wear such a lively color."

"Marie just told me my bag was 'interesting.' I'm pretty sure that was a French compliment."

by Boules May 30, 2008

french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.

During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

french dot

A political position of a French bureaucrat, not worthy of being called a "point", and thus "dot." A "punctus gallicus."

Jacques Chirac is famous for his idiotic French Dots.

by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

French roulette

A game in involving three or more people, including at least one male; one male sits while the others take turns giving him oral sex, for thirty seconds each. The person providing head when he attains orgasm is the winner.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

French Horn

frenCH ˈhôrn
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Marcel had a very severe erection when he gave Gaston a french Horn.

by FrenchStewartHorn December 16, 2017