I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Fontee

Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.

I can't read what you're saying, fontee.

by Joey Roe April 27, 2006

speed force

An extra-dimension of speed. It also known as "terminal velocity." The DC Comics made this term for the character The Flash. The Flash is known for his super-human speed which can exceed the speed of light.

Wow... The Flash just used the speed force to rape Superman's ass in a race... That's right alpha you will never be better... hahaha

by DJ FlashForce April 10, 2005

Forcedown

When a particular subject becomes too much of a hassle for you to bear any longer. Usually used when one is upset about how what was once enjoyable has become too much to deal with.

This whole NCAA bracket thing has become a major Forcedown.

by Aryeh Cohen March 24, 2007

Force-friending

When someone you do not really care for but cannot seem to get away from forces herself upon you socially. He/She insists you get together to hang out and no matter how many excuses you give, you find yourself sitting across from them at coffee or cocktails.

I can't meet you tonight, Sophie is force-friending me and so we are having coffee.

by Flapper20 August 26, 2014