Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.
Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.
Ultimate Staff
Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.
Ultimate Staff
by willdb May 15, 2010

Girl 1: Did you hear about the nurse fiasco today?
Girl 2: Shh! Wait until we're alone to Staff Bash
Girl 2: Shh! Wait until we're alone to Staff Bash
by watch naruto November 19, 2018

by amegeus October 11, 2022

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021

Staff that works on the streaming platform Twitch.tv, often called Clowns due to not abiding to their own Terms Of Service and clowning around.
Twitch staff doesn't ban Alinity, they're a bunch of horny clowns.
Twitch staff clowning around again..
Twitch staff clowning around again..
by TwitchClowns December 2, 2019

by √ March 19, 2021

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
