Money

the underlying reason for every government, political, or business decision you will ever hear of

Aren't the Episcopals pissed about the gay bishop because of the moral problems it presents?

No man, it's all about money.

by Brad August 8, 2003

Money

When you do something awesome. Usually pertaining to the sport of basketball, like, when you shoot a nice shot. Or when you bet a shot goes in before it actually does

I am soo fucking money!
(Throws A Sweet One-Handed Hookshot 3 pointer) "Money!!!!"

by Seanz May 24, 2004

money

Something all Jews want.

SHIT! A hebe! Hide yo money!

by That One Guy With no Friends May 23, 2018

No money

No money is something that happens when you know a Jacob that likes tractors for free.

I had no money because I knew a Jacob.

by Chip karter September 5, 2020

Money

A way you could possibly get a lot of options for a partner

Marks got all the girls because of his money

by Coolkid13yo October 30, 2017

money

Human version of quatloos.

Money shouldn't exist.

by SHiNKiROU September 9, 2010

money

You are going to learn one day that one is worthless in this world without money even if one is the greatest person.

Love, humanity and hard work do not help you become that person.

They are inventions by the priests and politicians who want Your money.

Money makes you that person.

Fools have friends. The wise have money.

by pray to your worms October 20, 2017