floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.

Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top

by Louistheroux February 1, 2017

Floppy floo papi

What you call a guy that can't guy an erection.

Damn it. He's a floppy floo papi

by Oliviajoy2633 April 23, 2017

Floppy Alex

Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy

Alex: getting penetrated

Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

fappy fettuccine

Fappy Fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your dick and then feed it to your partner

The Fappy Fettuccine was so good I came back for seconds

by EthanTheFapGod February 12, 2018

Floppy Cho Cho

When the inside of a womens vagina is so worn out it just flops around on the outside.

That ladies dress is so short you can see her floppy cho cho.

Katie is so easy she has a floppy cho cho.

by Megstalean February 3, 2019

Floppysexual

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.

Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~

by Avracadabra July 1, 2020

fappyfan

A fan of masturbating with a fan nearby

He loves masterbation so much that he must be a FappyFan,this means he's a big fan of it. He does it so much he's doing it right now on the sofa.

by Faloofa January 3, 2021