forensic anthropomophologist

Broadly, a person who gathers evidence about how an inanimate object that resembles a human died. Generally, one who investigates how a doll or stuffed animal was murdered.

news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.

by scott trowbridge September 6, 2008

Femenazi

something that stupid teen boys invented to say when a women has an opinion about gender (etc) or cares about equality because
they cant handle being challenged, or accept they have a benefit in society

so they say that thinking they are real hard top shit and cant stop everything in there path and become president of the world.

an example of when you'd hear 'femenazi'
girl - "women aren't treated fairly "
some silly boy - "yes they are."
a not so silly boy - "but they aren't"
girl - "exactly , also men and women are equal but women have some things harder such as periods and pregnancy"
silly boy - "ok but bEiNg hiT iN ThE BaLls iS wOrSe"
girl - "thats literally not true ..."
boy- "omg stfu you FEMANAZI"

by dora the explorer whore July 8, 2020

fomentum

(n.) -- A state of existence reached when a gaggle of political candidates gather for a debate and ignore the issues, respond to questions without substance, preferring to bluster, posture and end the debate having done nothing other than denigrate each of the other politicians on stage.

"Did you see it? The South Carolina Republican debate last night produced new fomentum as the candidates berated each other and offered not a single substantive idea."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Raleigh, South Carolina, January 20, 2012

by PRwiz101 February 7, 2012

fomentor

A seller of riotous rhetoric to others who resell it as fomenters of violence. A mentor in the craft of fomentation.

It takes but a single fervent fomentor to fire up legions of malleable fomenter followers.

by SimonDarNinkel August 28, 2023

fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.

Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.

by QuacksO November 18, 2023

forenet

A word derived from numerous chat rooms, Facebook and other mindless platforms created for fuck and dumps. It is the equivalent of virtual "foreplay" and allows an individual the opportunity to "hide" behind their keyboard and virtually fuck (or rub one out) online. Typically delivered by males to unassuming females.

"I got some some good "forenet" on FB last night and "hit" my old lady like a mexican in a boxing ring"

Bill: "hello linda, your picture is hot"
Linda: "thanks Bill, thats very nice of you"
Bill: "it makes my meatpole stand like a fucking soldier on armitice day"
Bill: "my cock is...."
Bill: "hello..."
Bill: "you there"

by proguide November 30, 2009

Formentano

Typically a marvelously beautiful young lady who has the innate ability to attract the most dominant males even though they may be home schooled.

"Did you see that girl with that stud? Yea, she's a total Formentano."

by John Formentino August 28, 2012