Flumps

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!

by me old fruity August 29, 2005

meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

by spankme March 17, 2003

PISS FLAPS

females vaginal covering often flap in the wind

"oh my god jennys got huge piss flaps"

by Jim Bob March 8, 2003

flupejack

to really fuck someone up...

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker

by marc March 4, 2005

rib flaps

the dead skin hanging from the used-to-be titties covering the rib cage of an old lady or neglected pensioner.
usually occurs to woman aged between 50 and 80.
also to men tending to overindulge as couch potatoes watching porn.

clip from "there's something about Mary", the movie.
Starring Cameron Diaz and an old lady with rib flaps.

by Mountain dwarf May 3, 2007

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

cunt flaps

noun, the side flaps of the female genitalia

originates in english class, cunt flaps was one of the hang man answers i made for shamus, we were bored

-That chicks got massive cunt flaps, dirty!

by York March 28, 2004