Flabberfucked

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.

Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"

by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabbergas

when you can easily see a piece of skin hanging down from somebody else's neck.

You could easily see Mrs. Allen's flabbergas when she is yelling.

by ooglytoop7272 March 28, 2009

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

flabbergasted

slang for jills a fucking idiot.

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

by hahahahhahahahahaha1 June 30, 2009

flabbered

In which someones butthole is leaking

"Holy man your flabbered on my couch

by Twerkmasster99 November 5, 2014

flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014