Flurge

The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.

"The cold water in the pool sure gave me a flurge"

"Aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a Flurge"

by Argh!! January 20, 2009

flurpy

Universal word - could mean anything. Kinda like smurfy.

I feel flurpy today. (could mean just about anything... happy, sad, grumpy, jumpy, etc.)
Go flurp yourself. (hehehe. See the previous definition)

by Eric Hughes April 17, 2005

flurf

a wad of toilet paper or seatcover strategically placed in a toilet bowl prior to doing one's business in a shared bathroom, to muffle embarassing turdsplashing sounds

All that splashing in the stall next to me was disgusting - the least she could have done was flurf the bowl.

by Sadie-pdx December 24, 2005

flurge

Fugly-Looking Uber-Republican Gash Eater

Hillary Clinton is a secret FLURGE

by fearless fosdick October 24, 2008

Flurping

Adj. When a wild whore flares her vagina and anus simultaneously, thus, making it appear as if they were having an anxiety attack. It sounds as if someone was attempting to pop a rubber ball.

Jessica was flurping for me last night, she's so talented that she can flurp, and rearrange baseballs in her anus.

by Ms. Nesbitt March 9, 2012

Flurk

To flurk is to lurk people on facebook

I spend too much time flurking on a regular basis

by w90 January 22, 2011

Flurbling

To place ones face between a large set of mamaries and make a "flurble" noise....

I was flurbling those norks last night.... it was great.

by Sllimr June 11, 2008