Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your partner from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 20, 2014

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Fetus Knees

When someone (usually of the tall variety) stands up straight and their knees look like a fetus face. Also knows as 'Old Man Face Knees'.

Me: Hey Stratho, look at the tall chick. She has fetus knees. Weird.

Stratho: I like it.

by Mungo260 January 8, 2016

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fetus juicing

When you slurp up a fetus' stem cells in order to aquire super human like strength similar to the hulk.

He looks strong AF! Has he been fetus juicing?

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

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fetus-daddy

It's your baby-daddy, but it's not a proper baby yet. It's a cluster of cells that may or may not have fingernails yet.

My fetus-daddy is coming with me....to get an abobo. But then he's taking me to Red Lobster.

by Iregretitalreadybutit'sdone January 6, 2019

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A friend that you’ve known since the infancy or a childhood friend that you’ve known your entire life, essentially since the time you we’re both fetuses, because your mom and their mom and/or parents have been friends since before your birth and you became friends with your parent’s friend’s child by default.

I was hanging with my fetus friend last week, the one I knew since I was basically a fetus.

by Fetusfriends101 June 13, 2019

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