Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

Fernando

Fernando is the funniest and cutest guy you would ever meet. He is very kind and extra smart. All the girls fall for him as well!

Girl: That guy is so funny and cute! He is such a Fernando!
Girl 2: That is right!

by Classmatedefinitions March 12, 2022

fernando castellanos

Love of my life, the best man ever and no man in earth has ever being more perfect

Fernando Castellanos is the love of my life.

by yourqueencc November 3, 2017

Fernando

fernando is a teenage mutant ninja turtle who loves licking his taint hair after he shits

fernando loves it

by Sannegro445 September 3, 2025

Shevantha Fernando

A homosapien who has elongated arms and a microscopic understanding of applied physics.

You don't know about String Theory? You're such a Shevantha Fernando!

by Shevveh May 10, 2012

Fernando

Fernando came here on a boat, a rare Portuguese human who falls in love at the first sign of pussy. He is one with Bucho and his hair is weird sometimes but at the end of the day Fernando is a being who is simply amazing

Hey, didn't fernando go out with Achelia?

by Sexymf69 October 25, 2019

fernando likes jenny

Fernando likes jenny cuz she is pretty.

Have you heard that fernando likes jenny?

by meeeeeeeeeeeu October 20, 2024