Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

by The JBB July 15, 2009

Fartsetto

When you fart and a high-pitched squeal comes out instead.

Her fart was so beautifully high-pitched, it was forever deemed a fartsetto.

by shamu11 January 30, 2015

seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

blowing farts

Time spent not really doing anything in particular; wasting time.

Even though Shawn had a big deadline to meet for work, he spent the weekend around the house blowing farts.

by CubanGoat December 21, 2008

aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino August 21, 2008

Alternative facts

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.

Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.

by hewritesforODandcoinedthisterm January 22, 2017