cock farmer

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)

person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday

by catkiller May 18, 2008

backseat farmer

a person who watches you play Farmville from over your shoulder and constantly gives unwanted/unneeded advice pertaining to your farming abilities

Trent doesn't even play Farmville, yet he is always being a backseat farmer by telling real farmers what to do.

by Nice Cream Paint Job January 18, 2010

Fag Farmer

a person who farms for fags (homosexual)

that guy over there is really cute, but he might be a fag farmer

by Da Meeper April 17, 2011

Farmer's Breakfast

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010

FarmTown

An mmorpg on Facebook in which you make a farm and do jobs for people so that you can make money. Highly addicting.

John was playing FarmTown all day, he even bought some new land!

by camthepizza July 14, 2009

Strawberry Farmer

A homosexual.

Clay Aiken enjoys farming strawberries. He is a strawberry farmer.

by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014