farm sniper

Not a real job but boys who shoot animals at farms think it is.

"I work at a corn stand and am a farm sniper."

"Shut up Colton no you aren't."

by Ayeeboi July 29, 2016

farm it out

to send work to someone to be done away from one's normal place of business; to subcontract work.

You need to investigate her. Don't farm it out.

by Planetecc December 5, 2016

Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm

God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?

by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017

Farm Hours

The traditional work ethic of using all available daylight hours for labor before engaging in after dark vivacity.

Rik observes Farm Hours. He won't start broadcasting his night time radio stream until his farm work is finished.

by Cicero Kid June 1, 2017

farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”

What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.

by Lordofbants June 16, 2018

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018