Johnny Fappleseed

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

fapping fodder

masturbatable material. pornography.

that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.

by chud50 September 26, 2004

fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

by jake5443 December 31, 2007

Fapping

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.

by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

by 7ft3 August 31, 2013

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012