ye of little faith

When someone lacks faith in someone else when they should have.

Hallie didn't trust Atticus when he said he was a good boy. Atticus responded by labeling her as ye of little faith.

by Gaston Finch June 21, 2017

faithgerhart

an ungodly type of whore that molests cats.
a "faithgerhart" can also has a very wide-set ass, and has the will-power to constantly immagine office furnuture (for example, files) humping eachother at a vast rate.

the faithgerhart in the room: "i just shoved 6 taquitos up my pisshole!"

some chick named Jesskah: "why did you have to up 6 up there? you ungodly whore, you. 6 is very close in relation to 666. you fucking ungodly whore. go molest your damn cat, and masturbate to office furniture (for example files) humping eachother."

some chick named Carrie: "damn. you bitches need to stop faithgerharting."

some chick named Jesskah: "wtf? im not immagining office furniture humping!!!!!!!!!" *points to the faithgerhart in the room*

some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "ladies stop bickering, just look up 'clit ring' on google immages. my dad who works at google that im in love with added it on just for my mother's pleasure"

some chick named jesskah: "do you want a donut, nooblet?!?"

some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "fuck yea. then we'll look up 'clit ring' on google immages.!."

whole group: "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! GET OUT THE LUBE!"

by Dhruv Goswamy March 21, 2008

failshow

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.

That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.

by powersaver23 August 9, 2010

Brand Faith

To have total loyalty to a brand

I have total brand faith in Nike

by Chuggs August 10, 2006

faithfucc

A faithfucc (pronounced "faith-fuck") is a person who is commited ("faith") to the person who they are in a relationship with. In being so commited, they do not fuck ("fucc") anyone else while in this said "faithful relationship."

Him: baby i'm so scared to love you. I've been hurt so badly too many times by females *sob*

Her: baby it's okay!! You don't have to worry about a thing!! I'm your faithfucc all the way.

by lizrrdmama0392 April 2, 2009

Faithon

The ongoing tenacious moron in the never ending quest for a good ass pounding from a large french man's dong that he calls thor. Soon to be artificially inseminated and 9 months later the same pesterous wound which walks this planet has been cloned.

SO i was hunting Faithon's last weekend in the "good part" of Compton, but then i realized that all i had to do was go to Colorado where the fried hippies are located to kill these wondrous mammals.

by Sir Walter the Dubba April 19, 2011

faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

by tempestaz March 15, 2014