FAF

To wash yourself with a flannel starting with your Face, then Armpits and lastly Fanny.

Gf: I can’t be arsed to shower I’m going to have a faf.
Bf: Ok bruh

by Mark Succerberg January 11, 2019

faf

a person who gets mad at another person for telling them to have sexual intercourse with a male or female duck or flying animal.

person-"hey have the sex with duck! other person-no I am mad! person-you are faf lol!

by orb 134 November 22, 2020

faf

a fat guy thats all ways rude and acts like a pain in the ass to everyone

fuck u you just a faf!
COME HERE YOU FAF FUCK U!
eww your a FAF!

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Faf

Fast as fuck

Peter always gets there first. He is faf.

by Pedroctbus July 14, 2021

FAF

Fake ass friend

Becky won’t go to the bars with me at 1am on a Wednesday she’s a FAF

by Lo_Litty September 1, 2019

Faf

A faf is something that is a nuisance.

Oh no, that’s such a big faf.

by sleepypudding December 22, 2018

FAF!

Fresh as fuck

I just took a dump, now I'm feeling FAF!

by Chrisneet March 16, 2016