fladget

A chunk or piece of something (usually referring to food or a wound). This is a traditional word used by the natives of Ocracoke Island, North Carolina.

Cut me a fladget of meat, please.
He's cut a fladget of skin off his thumb.

by ocockislander May 25, 2009

Fadge Gasket

A large object used to "Plug the Hole" of a womans pussy, i.e. a penis.

I tapped off with the office bike last night and pluggged her with my fadge gasket

by BallBreaker71 June 13, 2010

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Fagetry

The categorie of thought or action of being gay or homosexual.

Tins thoughts latley been sifting into fagetry

by Datdudesteve23 April 20, 2014

fidgetiness

The inability to be still while in an uncomfortable situation.

She showed some serious signs of fidgetiness while on her first date with a really awesome guy

by The awesome date guy June 14, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017