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Fairfax Fudgsicle

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021
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fudgocytosis

A method of masturbation where the flaccid penis is pressed against a hard surface such as a floor or rockery. The person then proceeds to repeatedly half pushing out a poo until an orgasm is reached but be careful not to push it out too far or you will poo yourself. This is best done with some pornography in view but can be done innocently infront of a television by watching fleshy music channels.
I had an orgasm in my living room with my whole family in there and nobody noticed because of fudgocytosis!
by fudgocyte March 17, 2009
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Fudwad

Scottish slang

lit; Large guncky build up from vaginal yeast infection

com; insult
ie that Amy Winehouse is one manky fudwad
by sharkeyandgeorge October 28, 2009
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Fudgy Fur

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."
by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009
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Fudge Stripe Cookie

Following the act of getting rammed in the ass, the extraction of the penis from your lady (on high fiber diet) leaving a frothy Beaver Slide on her back. Notably, no mention is made of the Fudge Stripe Cookies, to preserve the dignity of the Stripe contributor.
Daddy, I was fucking Jocinda in the butt and when boat shifted my penis made a Fudge Stripe Cookie on her back. Should I tell her?
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
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fudurpha

I went down on megan and she had a fudurpha!
by sl69 May 14, 2019
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Big Fudge

"How I Met Your Mother" Marshall Ericksen's skeeball champion nickname. It is revealed in episode "Jenkins".

After, in episode "Rally" it is revealed that he got his nickname 'Big Fudge' by eating an eight-pound block of fudge in 12 minutes when he got accepted to Columbia.
by PTwriter October 9, 2016
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