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False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.
Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.
by Melrsose December 21, 2009
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falsified history

Changed history in order to manipulate the people of a country.
Macedonian history is falsified history by a Serbian ,in fact Macedonia is a Bulgarian province.
by noooone August 5, 2006
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falsies

pads worn under a brassier to make a woman's breasts look larger
Those falsies can't fool me. I saw right through them.
by Light Joker December 13, 2005
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false

Use in place of no
A) I like big butts.
B) False!
by Bug August 26, 2003
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falsifiable

Falsifiable is a quality that theories have. It means that the theory can be tested and therefore it can be found whether it is true or false. Some theories are not falsifiable. See the body below for an example of an unfalsifiable theory.
If I had a theory that all natural laws were implemented by little invisible elves it would not be falsifiable because the little invisible elves would be undetectable. Although immune to disproof, my theory, in the absence of positive evidence for its validity, would be considered highly unlikely and, according to Occam's Razor, since little invisible elves are not a necessary assumption in order to explain the natural phenomenon we observe (we could just assume that natural laws carry themselves out, or that they are just part of the dynamics of nature) we must abandon the little invisible elves theory of natural mechanics.
by Bertrand Russel December 3, 2006
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false

whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.
by fuck you foo January 5, 2008
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falsie

padding put in the bra to make boobs appear larger
"Whoa that chick is flat. She needs some falsies."
by Goldkova June 25, 2008
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