Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

Flex nuts

Awesome, cool, rad

Horses flex nuts

by Luke DozMeth.edu October 24, 2018

Flex Nuts

Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men

Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested

by nutsonyachin August 14, 2016

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

Flex Flossin

Acting as if you are rich, when in fact, your not. Spending money that you know you cant afford. similar to frontin or being nigga rich. Like when someone tries to Flex their muscles to look buffer than they are.

Person A:"Man you see that Nigga? He got one pair of Jordans and he thinks he's the shit."

Person B: "Yeah that nigga needs to quit Flex Flossin"

by Kai Weezy May 18, 2010

Flex Tape

1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.

2; Jesus

3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.

1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"

2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."

3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"

"100% Improved Product,"

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018