Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 22, 2020

Flat Fat

When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.

Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat

by Kurt Hendrix January 3, 2010

Going Flat

When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

Flat stack

The baddest boss you ever worked for

You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack

by Le Grande Queso November 28, 2016

flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass

i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping

by calvey September 25, 2006

Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019

Flat Earthers

People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.

I'm phobic towards flat earthers.

by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021