FAPOS

FAPOS is a term for a "Fat Ass Piece Of Shit". FAPOS are a everyday common occurrence. The quickest way to spot a FAPOS is with a quick ocular patdown of the individual's midsection, if it is paunchy, then you have spotted a FAPOS.

"Hey look at that FAPOS over there devouring cheeseburgers."
"Pat has been laying on the couch eating junk food all day, what a FAPOS."
"Anthony, sluggish off gargantuous proportion of goat meat, could barely make it home before succumbing to a deep slumber ."

by wosh.0 September 6, 2016

Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

by Izzy;) November 19, 2019

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.

Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.

by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022

Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

Fappable

Something that one is able to masturbate to.

Aubrey is totes fappable.

by Akiratimo January 5, 2014

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005