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Couch Expert

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018
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Everton

A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.
"Everton are 3 nil down at half time and Fabregas hasn't even scored yet"

Sky sports commentary
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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evert

A small or petite man, usually homosexual, who would like to think that they are the center of attention and the star. These people usually wind up becoming hobos.
evert ezel siam, humberto, ugly youtuber
by thejak November 10, 2009
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evertonian

A terrible abomination of a scouser. Supports the bluenosed everscum.
The muppet evertonian actually thought his team was not going to be relegated under their inbred manc leader phil "I bring the flies in" neville.
by David the Red July 20, 2008
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Everton

1.) "El Small Club, No?"
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.
1.) Kopite: "Were in the Champions League!"
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"

2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS
by Jord Wilson October 17, 2008
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Evertonian

Poisonous scouse basteads
An Evertonian
by champ April 8, 2003
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Evertonian

Deluded.. believes his team will one day win something. Bitter and twisted. Often goes from blue to green when he sees his more successful neighbours, the famous Liverpool FC, collecting trophies.
eg he is a lifelong Evertonian. He is bitter and scowly.
by Five times April 19, 2006
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