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Equality

When a silly female can wake up with her silly friends in a room after a night of partying (like the silly movie Hangover) and try to figure out how one of them got a black eye and laugh about it (and there are plenty of females every bit as silly as the guys in Hangover, being female doesn't exclude them from being what they are) instead of somebody dying or going to jail because she didn't get the respect she felt that she was owed by the world, then there would be something closer to equality here, since that would mean there are more females with a live and let live attitude toward the opposite sex and each other. You'd have more females committing suicide to catch up with the rates of male suicides, and females would end up in jail or prison as long as males for the same crimes, and the police and authority figures would no longer take it easier on them even for traffic tickets.
People that whine the most about equality don't usually appreciate how fortunate they really are and have always been.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
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A conversation between equals

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!
Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Equal

Someone that holds nothing sacred values nothing, so equal to them is just something to preach or try to win n argument about. Without the competitive aspect of the argument, the argument would cease to be fun, since argumentative isn't the same thing as serious.
Preaching about being equal was another way for the poser to make herself look like the feisty person she wasn't, but wanted to be, especially if she put a desperate effort into trying to humiliate somebody enough that they got scared to stand up to her (which is really just bullying somebody).
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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The Equality Trust

An organisation that thrives to support offensive ideology, such as the forbidding of inequalities in the UK.
The Equality Trust is a fucking Gay
by Cocaine Smuggler December 17, 2017
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Racial Equality Donkey

A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.
I think that racial equality donkey's are really cool. They're my favorite animal
by Waicev November 26, 2022
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Minotaur Plus The Ghostly Archeubus Plus Pedro, The Titular Character Equals "'Empyrio Merotoliz'"
Minotaur Plus The Ghostly Archeubus Plus Pedro, The Titular Character Equals "'Empyrio Merotoliz'"
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Equality

The people who preach equality often preach about being yourself too. Well, if you're equal to somebody else you're the same as them. No individuality so you're not yourself, you're being like somebody else.
How can you believe in both equality and being yourself? Preaching it is not meaning it.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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