Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do

"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."

by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance January 11, 2009

Epic Failure

Olivia Calistri

Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.

by damn_right_son January 10, 2009

epic failure

Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.

Your response is a #5. (epic failure)

by Gurubashi November 6, 2007

e-pic fail

The combination of an epic fail and a picture which fails epically.

Kevin: Oh, yeah. We moved in last week. We had a new pool put in because the old one was only 50 metres. I'll send you a pic on my phone.
David: Is that your wife? Why does that say 'for Matt'?
Kevin: Uh...

An e-pic fail.

by AcousticSmash October 30, 2010