2016 election

The longer way of saying shit.

In the 2016 election, Donald Trump the Racist won.

by Power476 December 4, 2020

Welsh eviction

To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.

I got a Welsh eviction today.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

Election Edging

Drawing out naming the winner of an election as long as possible. Especially in Nevada.

The United States been election edging since November 4th!

by Kapt'n and Kitty November 6, 2020

Election

A public conspiracy against an incumbent so he wouldn't get re-elected.

Lindsey claims the public conspired against Trump so he wouldn't win the election.
Paraphrased from Senator Lindsay Graham statement about the Donald J. Trump 2020 re-election campaign loss.

by Baawfatml November 8, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020